Simple Larry is not a photographer.
He is a man with a camera taking pictures.

He is color blind , a menace without glasses and tragically clumsy.

He loves to be alone in the New Zealand outback with Fred his loyal 1997 station wagon, his camera, an iPod and several peanut butter, jelly and cheese sandwiches.

He believes menus are for restaurants and uses a camera with knobs and dials.


He spends a lot of time chasing his lens caps down hills, daydreaming and tripping over his tripod.

He is a danger to others and a curse on photography.